10 Feb 2010, Comments (0)

Claim Your Sleeves

Author: admin

Jack is working on a project.  He needs a volunteer, with two bare arms, willing to get all sleeved out.  Since this is Jack’s project, these sleeves will be done FOR FREE.  There are some rules:

1. You must have completely bare arms, no tattoos. Jack says he’s not reworking any crap, or fixing any tattoos.

2. These sleeves will be done on Jack’s schedule.

3. The tattoos will be designed by Jack.  They will be full color, stylized graphic imagery.  That’s code for, “Jack does as he pleases,” which also means this shit will be off the chain.  Seriously, have you seen his work?

4. Contact Jack if you are interested, and I know you are.  Serious inquiries only.  The early bird gets this one, so get off your ass and claim it.

9 Feb 2010, Comments (0)

This is all new. Here’s why:

Author: admin

Maybe you’ve noticed that our old blog is gone, replaced by this shiny new one.  You’ll also notice that our posts are gone.  I know, it sucks.  It’s because the Chinese hacked the old blog, exploiting the fact that I did not update my Wordpress version. If you loaded our news page, and were redirected to a page about Chinese travel, or some other bullshit, I’m sorry.  I would like to take this time to tell the Chinese hackers to suck it.  I know what you did, bitches.

Since this is the first and only post so far, I would like to treat you, our loyal readers, to a short summary of the posts you can no longer read.

We gave some tattoos away, including a Richard Simmons head and a skull with a boob for an eye.  We gave some concert tickets away, because we’re really awesome and nice.  Jack attacked everyone with an airhorn, and Hurricane Ike smacked us around like Tina Turner.  Chris went to Cleveland, but he comes back to work on his people, and also to be tormented by Jack.

Please bear with me while I make new headers and put our links back up.  Oh, and in case you missed it: Suck it hard Chinese hackers.  Suck it hard.

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