For those of you who don’t know, Jack has a pretty amazing life story. It’s so crazy awesome, that it is the subject of a memoir, released today on Amazon. If you ever wondered how a person becomes the kind of stellar tattoo artist that Jack is, despite many obstacles, then go buy this book. It will make you love us, and if you already do, it will make you love us more.
Jack’s giving these away to people he likes. Just kidding. It’s first come, first serve. Come in, get your shirt, and where it everywhere. Do it.
Ohio is a great state. We have Graeter’s ice cream, formidable political power, the best libraries in the country, and one hell of a football team. And that’s without mentioning our people! Ohioans are a stellar bunch, and they aren’t afraid to display their love. I mean, just look at this tattoo. It’s Ohio, with wings! It’s a real stunner, and it was done by our very own Jack. Now aren’t you disappointed that you didn’t think of getting a badass, winged Ohio tattooed on your chest? I know I am, except the sting is softened a little because I have boobs. Pun totally intended.
One of Jack’s tattoos, a Dali clock, is on Pop Candy! Go check it out here:
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/popcandy/index
Strike while the iron’s hot. Shit or get off the pot. The early bird gets the worm. You get the idea. You don’t get the free sleeves, however, because someone else was snappier on the draw. Don’t be too sad though. Just consider this one of life’s cruel lessons, and next time don’t be such a slacker.
Jack is working on a project. He needs a volunteer, with two bare arms, willing to get all sleeved out. Since this is Jack’s project, these sleeves will be done FOR FREE. There are some rules:
1. You must have completely bare arms, no tattoos. Jack says he’s not reworking any crap, or fixing any tattoos.
2. These sleeves will be done on Jack’s schedule.
3. The tattoos will be designed by Jack. They will be full color, stylized graphic imagery. That’s code for, “Jack does as he pleases,” which also means this shit will be off the chain. Seriously, have you seen his work?
4. Contact Jack if you are interested, and I know you are. Serious inquiries only. The early bird gets this one, so get off your ass and claim it.
Maybe you’ve noticed that our old blog is gone, replaced by this shiny new one. You’ll also notice that our posts are gone. I know, it sucks. It’s because the Chinese hacked the old blog, exploiting the fact that I did not update my WordPress version. If you loaded our news page, and were redirected to a page about Chinese travel, or some other bullshit, I’m sorry. I would like to take this time to tell the Chinese hackers to suck it. I know what you did, bitches.
Since this is the first and only post so far, I would like to treat you, our loyal readers, to a short summary of the posts you can no longer read.
We gave some tattoos away, including a Richard Simmons head and a skull with a boob for an eye. We gave some concert tickets away, because we’re really awesome and nice. Jack attacked everyone with an airhorn, and Hurricane Ike smacked us around like Tina Turner. Chris went to Cleveland, but he comes back to work on his people, and also to be tormented by Jack.
Please bear with me while I make new headers and put our links back up. Oh, and in case you missed it: Suck it hard Chinese hackers. Suck it hard.
